D12 『My Band』の歌詞とMVとカラオケ練習

(Rap)
I don't know dude,
I think everyone's all jealous in s__t
Because
I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think every ones got a f__kin problem
with me dude
And they need to take it up
with me after the show because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But there all on me like they
wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know
that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get on the stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
What's up ladies my names Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D -12 baby
There all like
"Oh my god it's him,
Becky oh my F__king god it's eminem
I swear to f__kin god dude you f__kin rock
Please Marshal please let me suck your C__k"
By now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat
and do my acapellas
_____start yelling, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and shirts and
there panties on stage
So like every single night
they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like
sibling rivalry
Cuz there back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think your just trying to steal
the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Because I told him
Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star S__t is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
These chicks don't even know the name
of my band
But there all on me like they
wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know
that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band, my band, my band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band, my band
(Rap)
Gimme this mic
You just wanna see a n___a backwards
don't you
Hey dad how come we don't
rap off pro tools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
Nah, I'm swift
"Oh I thought you were Kuniva"
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
Cuz our s__t looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simons book
So I'm more in tact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping jacks while gettin whipped
on my back
Look at Em's little punk ass
thinking he's the s__t
Yeah I know man by himself
takin all the flicks
I thought we had an interview with D J Clue
No I had an interview, not you two
Man I ain't going to sound check and
his always sound best
You know what man,
I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em, you got somethin to say Man no
I thought you were about to tell him off,
man what's up
I'm tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
You didn't even back me up we supposed
to be crew
I was about to talk right after you
(I sware I sware man)
These chicks don't even know the name
of my band
But there all on me like they
wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know
that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers
rock but the group is not
When from sold out arenas
to the amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
That be talking about
"Hey yo dude
I love your band"
We ain't a band b___c we don't play
instruments
So why he get ninety and we only get ten percent
These guys acting funny every area code
Proof carry my bag
You carry your own
Can't make it to the stage security in my way
(who the F__K are you?
Where's Obie and Dre?)
God damn it, I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you
I make the beats, wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some c___k
Lose yourself video,
I was in the back
Superman video,
I was in the back
F__k the media,
I got some suggestions
F__k Marshall ask us some questions
Like who's D -12, how we get started
("What about Eminem")
B___h are you retarded
Anyway
I'm the popularist guy in the group
Big ass stomach, b___h's think I'm cute
Fifty told me to do sit ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
F__k D -12
I'm out a this band
I'm a start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why can't you see
You're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that
You dont know my band
These chicks don't even know the name
of my band
But there all on me like they
wanna hold hands
(F__k Marshal)
Cause once
I blow they know that I'll be the man
(Yeah)
All because I'm the new lead singer
(Ha ha ha…)
My band, my band, my band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band, my band
(The hardest boy band in the world D -12 )
I'm the lead singer of my band,
I get all the girl's to take off there
underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band,
My salsa makes all the pretty girls
want to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single
It's called my salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls
want to dance
And take off there underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls
want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa
Where did everybody go?