Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour
Say “Oh, no"
Do you break for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella Poison oak no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up, I say
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Trouble times you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up
I say “Shy!"
Trouble times you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
(Don't know while I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (Don't know while I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (Don't know while I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (Don't know while I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (Don't know while I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (Don't know while I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (Don't know while I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride, ride…