NOFX 『She's Nubs』の歌詞とMVとカラオケ練習

IT'S KINDA HARD TO WEAR HIGH HEELS, OR SLIP ON BANANA PEELS, HOW DOES SHE GET IN AND OUT OF TUBS
I HOPE SHE DON'T GET MAD, I HOPE SHE THINKS THIS SONG IS GOOD NOT BAD
CUZ WE THINK SHE'S TOTALLY RAD, SHE'S NUBS

NO FINGERS NO TOES SHE DOESN'T OWN ELBOWS, NO PHALANGES NO KNOBBY KNEES TO KNOCK
SHE DON'T NEED KNUCKLES OR HANDS TO GO SEE PUNK ROCK BANDS, SHE'S NUBS
SHE CAN'T PICK UP A PHONE, SHE CAN'T GET DRESSED ALONE, SHE'S GOT NO FUNNY BONE, SHE'S NUBS
NO SHOES NO FEET BUT WE SURE DO THINK SHE'S NEAT, SHE'S NUBS, SHE'S NUBS, SHE'S NUBS

I ASKED HER IF SHE WANT A DRINK, I ASKED HER IF SHE LIKED TORONTO, I ASKED HER TO GO OUT TO THE BAR
BUT ALL SHE SAID WAS NO, NO AND NO

IT WAS TIME FOR US TO LEAVE, SO I GRABBED AND SHOOK HER SLEEVE, AND TOLD HER I'D SEE HER AT THE NEXT CLUB
SHE GOT INTO A PACK, AND SOME GUY PUT HER ON HIS BACK, SHE SAID GOODBYE AND KINDA WAVED HER STUB

SHE'S GOT BEAUITFUL EYES, AND BREASTS REGULAR SIZE, BUT WITHOUT CALVES AND THIGHS, SHE'S NUBS
IT'S HARD TO GIVE GOOD HEAD OR GET TIED TO A BED, WHEN ALL YOU'VE GOT IS A BODY AND HEAD, SHE'S NUBS

SHE'S NUBS, SHE'S NUBS, SHE'S NUBS, SHE'S NUBS, SHE'S NUBS, SHE'S NUBS
SHE MAY NOT WALK THE WALK, SHE MAY NOT LIKE TO TALK, BUT BOY DOES SHE KNOWS HOW TO ROCK
SHE'S NUBS