Intro:
I never knew I
I never knew I (Mic check 1 2)
I never knew I (Who would of knew)
I never knew I (Who would of known)
I never knew I (Fuck would have thought)
I never knew I (Muthafucka comes out)
I never knew I (Sells a couple million records)
I never knew I (And these muthafuckas hit the ceiling)
Verse 1:
I don't do black music
I don't do white music
I do fight music
For high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this
I put wives at risk with a knife like this
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat of your truck with duck tape stretched out
Duck the fuck way down
Make the straight jump out
Put it over your mouth and grab you by the face, what now
Oh, want me to watch my mouth, how
Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn em around
I'll burn your fuckin house down, circle around
And hit the hydrant so you can't put your burnin furniture out
I'm sorry there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while pur president gets his dick sucked
Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, make em wear makeup
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
Quit tryin to sensor music, this is for kid's amusement
But don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace
You should have been watching him, apparently you ain't parents
Chorus:
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I, get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I, get him to hit this bitch
Verse 2:
So who's bringin the guns in this country
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
And last week I seen this Schwatrzeneggger movie
Where he's shootin all sorts of these muthafucka's with an oozy
I seen these three little kids up in the front row
Screamin go, with their 17 year old uncle
I'm like guidance
Ain't they got the same mom's and dad's that got mad?
When I asked if they liked violence
And told them that my tape taught them to swear
What about the makeup you allow your 12-year-old daughter
to wear
So tell me that your son doesn't any cuss words
When his bus driver screamin at him fuckin him up worse
And fuck was the first word I ever learned
Up in the 3rd grade flippin the gym teacher the bird
So read up, bout how I used to get beat up
Pees on, be on free lunch and change schools every three months
My life's like kinda what my wife's like
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every night, lke
So how much easier would life be
If 19 million muthafucka's grew to be just like me
Chorus:
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I, get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I, get him to hit this bitch
Verse 3:
I never knew, I have a new house or new car
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I don't got that bad of a mouth do I?
Fuck, shit ass, bitch, cunt, shoobiddy doowop
Skibbidy beebop and Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skis, horses and hittin some trees
How many retards will listen to me?
Run up in a school shootin when the pissed at a teach
Er, her, him, was it you, was it them
Was it me Slim Shady said to do it again
Damn, how much damage can you do with a pen?
Man I'm just as fucked up, as you would have been
If you would have been in my shoes would have thought?
Slim Shady would be something that you would heve bought
That would have made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it, I didn't know if you would do it or not.
Chorus:
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I, get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I, get him to hit this bitch
How the fuck was I supposed to know