There's this girl,
I don't know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Does then I will stay out of trouble
She'll change every year
even pretty without beer
She doesn't care about my hair
my car, my tiny pee pee in the mirror
(Whoo, yehhh)
She's finally here
(Whoo, yehhh)
She comes one time a year
(Whoo, yehhh)
She's finally here
(Whoo, yehhh)
My Playmate of the Year
She moves me, she makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
She's going to my head
(To my head)
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my Playmate of the Year
Hello, how are you?
It's great to see you, too
Let's grab a sock
It's time to rock
And afterwards you never want to talk
We always agree who's in charge
here is me
We never fight you know I'm right
It's always straight between you and me
(Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle and here's
what I'm gonna say)
(I'm gonna give her the best
that she ever had
She could be my playmate and)
(she could call me "Dad")
(Whoo, yehhh)
She's finally here
(Whoo, yehhh)
She comes one time a year
(Whoo, yehhh)
She's finally here
(Whoo, yehhh)
My Playmate of the Year
She moves me, she makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
She's going to my head
(To my head)
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my Playmate of the Year
(Whoo, yehhh)
She's finally here
(Whoo, yehhh)
My Playmate of the Year
She moves me, she makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
She's going to my head
(To my head)
She moves me, she makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
She's going to my head
(To my head)
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my Playmate of the Year
(Whoo, yehhh)
Playmate of the Year
(Whoo, yehhh)
Playmate of the Year that I shall never